
Paige sits and rocks for a LONG time in the Zaradene Inn (maybe even two hours!) writing music for her benefit concert. "It would be the best story ever!"She thinks,"THAT would make all the BEST big fighter people want to help the kender!"

Paige's first song changes a few times , but most of the time it sounds like this...
MADDIE AND THE DRAGON

Maddie met a dragon , oh boy!
The dragon was a good one , oh yes!
The dragon had a question, oh boy , oh yes!
The dragon had a question, oh yes!
Where have all the little kender gone ? oh My!
Where do all the little kender hide? Oh dear!
Go and find them ! Oh My , Oh dear!
Find them and bring them here!
Dear Maddie sighs and says "Oh boy"
she then tries another ploy.she cries,
"I don't know where to find them all!"
the dragon says with serious eyes
They're planted for to make them tall!
The dragon smiles at maddie's shock, oh yes!
and Maddie smiles in the dragon's face! Oh boy!
"I don't want my parent's to be tall!"
"then they won't fit in the hall!"
Oh boy, Oh yes, oh dear, the mess!

all workd reprinted only by permission from
The Minister of Music Paige R.Lin'testasiacrashendo.
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" You better stay away from him, he'll rip you're lungs out,Jim! I'd like to meet his tailor..." Warren Zevon ...WAREWOLVES OF LONDON
"Silly old Bear" Christopher Robin
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"Character is what you are in the dark."Lord John Whorfin in Buckaroo Bonzai
"If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all" Thumper's Father
"She can lick a whole regiment, but she can't dance a lick."
-Burt lancaster in THE PROFESSIONALS , about C.C.Chickita