ALL KENDER DEFENDERS SUMMONED TO DUTY

Chairman Miow · Gnoll Number of posts: 21 Registration date: 2008-02-26

The following letter has been posted at small folk eye level in inns across Ansalon, and sent with messengers to the lands of Hylo and Kendermore:

Chairman Miow hereby summons all Kender Defenders who're physically capable to the city of Maelgoth to aid in its defense! Not only is it threatened by the Blue Dragonarmy, its leader is an estabilished Unfriend of Kender who is mean and nasty and rude and calls us THIEVES! We need sneaky kender to set traps and ambushes, strong kender to get the ones who get through the ambushes, singing kender to raise our morale and lyrically taunt the enemy, and crazy kender to just confuse the snot out of them! Bring the strange magical items you've been saving and your very best hoopak bullets! Don't have any weapons? Fear not! The Illustrious Chairman Miow will equip you with the finest items she has found, and believe me, she's found a lot of stuff she wasn't supposed to!

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Miow:
n 1. A colorful ball of well intentioned chaos 2. The monkey wrench in all of your plans. 3 Immune to fear and logic. 4. Kenderiest kender who ever kendered. See also, "$&#*ing bloody little thief!"

Chairman Miow · Gnoll Number of posts: 21 Registration date: 2008-02-26

"GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" yelled Miow upon hearing the Dragonarmies had taken Tantalon. "I knew it! They heard the Kender Defenders were there, and waited for us to get bored and leave so they wouldn't have to deal with us! Lulled us into a false sense of security! ARRRRRRRRRRGH! We'd better get back to Maelgoth before they try again on that one too! We'll show them! Go on, bring as many volunteers as you can!"
"Right, madam Chairman!" The colorfully dressed kender defender with four daggers in his belt made a gesture he imagined resembled a salute and dashed off. ("Four?" he thought with surprise, "I only had two when I came in...")
Miow stuck her head out of her office door. "Purrla?"
Miow's sister stood up, holding one of the kittens, with two more climbing up her cloak. "Yes?"
"I need you to put The Plan into effect! I have to go to work with the New Plan!"
"Ohh, that'll be fun... say, what's the New Plan?"
Miow grinned. "Gully dwarves!"
Purrla blinked rapidly. "Oh my..."

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Miow:
n 1. A colorful ball of well intentioned chaos 2. The monkey wrench in all of your plans. 3 Immune to fear and logic. 4. Kenderiest kender who ever kendered. See also, "$&#*ing bloody little thief!"

Darkamaru · Goblin Number of posts: 9 Registration date: 2009-09-04

darkamaru ran in,his topknot flapping behind him."darkamaru,craziest kender reporting for duty!!!!!"xD

Puddle McGlum · Subject: Re: ALL KENDER DEFENDERS SUMMONED TO DUTY Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:53 am

*Paige is slumped over a small desk, asleep on some sheets of music , when she starts at Miow's voice*
*She scratches her head and says out loud* "What rhymes with Gully Dwarves? This is going to take some time....rusty swords? no no...*mumbles to herself*

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Darkamaru · Goblin Number of posts: 9 Registration date: 2009-09-04

"how about skully...porpoises?"