The Minister of Music, Paigella Lin'Testasiacrachendo, formerly of Kendermore, soon to be of the marching Kender Nation, reporting for duty, Mistress Chairman Miow! I'll play an appropriate orchestration for any battle or dungeon , what have you. My Goals are to add moral to even the most desperate of situations...no matter how exciting, I mean...er...dangerous they may be..I pledge to be brave and never stop my playing(until asked).
So says Paigella Lin'Testasiacrachendo, Minister of Music(Kender style)

*Paige clears her throat and pledges again (just in case anyone didn't hear her the first time!)*
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